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BOOKS & PLAYS
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Early on,
Pattie McLaine had no real clue about what Destiny had in store for
her—no clear remembrance of a promise made to the Universe long before
she was born—a promise to try to help people again and shed Light—as she
had in many other lifetimes.
Wonderful
and mysterious events took place from the day that she was born−revealed
within the pages of this book. To Pattie, they amounted to what seemed
to be a clever, capricious and cunning scheme—if not an Absolute Cosmic
Conspiracy!
6 x 9 Trade Paperback, 418
pages. $17.90
$22 media mail; $23 priority
mail in U.S.
Kindle on Amazon: $8.99
Buy PDF file from
me: $8.99
On
Publishers Weekly PW Select list July 2011!
This is a memoir of the author's life as a psychic in the world of
the paranormal where she helped thousands of people, including
various celebrities.
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Review in
Dell's Horoscope Magazine, December issue. (Read below!)
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book also sold on Amazon and Barnes and Noble online!
“Through this memoir Pattie shares her life
which many of us only dream about. She has traveled the world, been
a confidant and advisor to diplomats, dignitaries, Hollywood stars
and countless men and women from all walks of life. She also has
love, laughter and an insatiable desire to open our minds to the
power of the Universe. Patricia McLaine is one extraordinary woman.” Maggie Linton, Program Director – Sirius XM
Book Radio and Host – Maggie Linton Show
"Pattie McLaine is that rare psychic who
puts you in touch not just with your future but with yourself.
Happily, she has seen and helped me see when even the darkest
experience would lead to something I would learn from. She has been
accurate about travel, love, God and money, not necessarily in that
order...what more could anyone ask?" Gwen Davis, author.
“Pattie McLaine is a woman of extraordinary
talent and insight. Her very readable and engaging memoir is full
of fascinating stories about her interesting and famous clientele.
Even if you don't believe in the paranormal, this book is a fun read
which I highly recommend.” Sheila Weidenfeld
Email: 6/5/2011:
"Thank you so much for
speaking with me yesterday. My guides were definitely behind
making this introduction!! Your guidance is very much appreciated
and really helped me calm down. By the way, I purchased your Cosmic Conspiracy on Kindle yesterday and was up to 2 am
reading it! I am determined to finish it today. Love it!"
Laura, CA
Email: 2/19/2011: "I just
finished reading your memoir. Boy, you really have traveled
extensively, in many ways. I enjoyed reading it very much." Evelyn,
PA
Facebook: 3/14/2011:
"Took Cosmic Conspiracy with me on my cruise and am
hooked! Great book...I can't wait to dig back in." Kathy, TX
Email: posted on Amazon:
In her memoir, Pattie McLaine accomplishes the difficult
feat of not only engaging the reader through the narration
of her own adventures and connections with a laundry list
of the rich and famous, but by helping us to understand
that our own life and the choices we make will impact us
well past this chapter of our existence. Through her
gift, we get to learn vicariously through stories of other
people's triumphs and mistakes. I would recommend this
book to anyone who likes to think deeply and laugh at the
same time!
Danielle, CAEmail: 4/4/2011: I started reading your book
yesterday and couldn't put it down until I finished it. When
I picked up the book it opened to chapter 7 and that is
where I began reading. I have to believe you had something
to do with that. Its a great book and very easy to read. I
enjoyed all of it. UFOs
are always a touchy subject in the Airlines. Some scoff at
the idea, but others who had sightings knew better. I was
always cautious to bring up the subject, but a few ex
fighter types told me of chase sequences that never got
close. My experience, as I once told you, was at age 11
in Chicago. We had a clear view of a black saucer UFO flying
squares around a B-36 westbound for Glenview Air Base just
north of O'Hare. The pilots of the B36 never saw the object,
according to the newspaper reports the next day. Two things
stood out besides the ability to fly squares around the
airplane: One, it was a black saucer almost as large as the
airplane. Second, when it departed, it went up and out at a
speed I cannot guess at today. It must have accelerated to
warp speed. Black stood out because it reminded me of our
spy aircraft, all painted black. It was 30 years
before I spoke of the incident after being ridiculed by my classmates.
David, PA
Email: 4/5/2011: Read
your Cosmic Conspiracy and loved every page of it.
What an interesting life, and there is obviously a whole lot
more to tell. This book should be an HBO three part movie.
Kathy, VA
REVIEW- DELL Horoscope December 2011, by
Chris Lorenz:
Back in the
1960s, Patricia McLaine was a young woman living near
Hollywood who had just given up her dream of being a famous
actor. But then she latched onto the notion that she could
become a great screenwriter. She went to George Darius, a
famous psychic in Venice Beach, to ask for a reading, fully
expecting a Tony or Oscar for her script. His conclusion
startled her: “You’re going to be a famous psychic and travel
the world to read for the rich and famous.” As much as she
imagined herself as an actress or screenwriter, fate seemed to
be pushing her toward being a psychic. It was a cosmic
conspiracy. When she began doing readings at age 30, she
realized she had some talent for this and has been doing it
ever since.
In
McLaine’s memoir, Cosmic Conspiracy, she estimates that
she has done some thirty to forty thousand readings, and, yes,
many of these have been for the rich and famous. Her book is
filled with anecdotes about her encounters with Hollywood
stars, Washington politicians, and Texas billionaires. In the
late 1970s and early 1980s, her predictions about world events
appeared in the tabloid, The Star—she learned that when
she focused her intention and attention, she could see
disasters coming and some of the spectacular events that
happen to celebrities in the news.
Generously
sprinkled through her storytelling are the unique perspectives
of what being a psychic is all about. Her studies of various
paranormal subjects helped her overcome the nay-saying bias of
her Mormon background so that she could fine tune her psychic
impressions using tarot cards, astrology, numerology,
graphology and psychometry. She’s also studied under various
spiritual masters to get deeper insights into the Akashic
Record, karma, and spirit guides.
Several of
her chapters are so densely filled with the names of famous
actors, and her brief predictions for them that the reader
feels incredulous. This psychic is either very imaginative or
very famous in her own right. But her book is also filled with
signed photographs of some of the actors she befriended, many
of whom she met through her network of friends and famous
clients who reported to their famous friends. Perhaps the more
interesting chapters are those where she develops the
storyline with her closest friends, which include actress
Susan Strasberg, Shirley MacLaine and Goldie Hawn.
The author
is a Scorpio, and so is Goldie Hawn. One day, Goldie phoned
for a reading to ask about her love affair with Bill Hudson.
Goldie was pretty sure that “this is it,” but that’s not what
she got. As Patricia explains, her job is to tell the truth.
When she said that the two would have children together, but they
wouldn’t grow old together, Goldie was disappointed and
refused to talk to Patricia for years afterwards. How these
Scorpios reconciled their friendship is one of the best
stories in the book—a tale of amazing synchronicity and truly
impressive psychic ability.
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© 2011 by Patricia
McLaine


So
many men, so little time, with her career in high gear too, what will
sexy, stunning film actress Dana Scofield do besides engage in erotic
romps with gorgeous men during the decadently delicious Summer of
Love—1967? Will her artist friend Paula choose the handsome Texas
rancher or the young and juicy Georgia peach? How does lust compare with
love
when it comes to finding true and lasting happiness? These are among
Dana’s diverse dilemmas during the wild and wonderful Summer of Love!
ADULT CONTENT!
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Companion Novel to BITTERSWEET SUMMER!
Read BITTERSWEET SUMMER
first!
"Dana’s story of steamy loving and
sexual independence in the summer of 1967!"
This is one of those books that you
want to read from start to finish - Summer of Love: Dana’s Story.
It is a light read that leads to some interesting moral questions.
Patricia McLaine, the author, does a fabulous job of snatching the
reader and immersing them into the world of Dana. It is easy to get
caught up in the plot and characters.
The story is set in 1967, the summer of love. Dana Scofield is a
film actress whose career is taking off and so is her love life.
Her life is full with developing her acting career, juggling her
dating world, to setting up her best friend Paula-an artist. Dana’s
love life gets into full swing quickly and we see her dating a
number of men at the same time reinforcing the free love of the
‘60’s. The author gives us a glimmer of insight to what women
experienced in order to gain sexual independence during that time.
We see Dana develop throughout the summer as she learns more about
herself with each man she dates and has fun at the same time! An
old flame emerges and causes confusion about what she wants in a
relationship and what she wants for her future. Does she want to
marry any of these men or none?
The conclusion was satisfying and left it open to a sequel that I
look forward to. This novel is in the romance genre and the love
scenes are steamy, but not cheesy, and had me heating up, winking at
my guy saying, “We’ll try that later.” There is also a current
novel that goes hand-in-hand with this one. Patricia has written
more about Paula, the artist, set in the same summer called
Bittersweet Summer: Paula’s Story, also worthy of a read.
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1967 was known as the Summer of Love. Artist Paula Marlow never
dreamed Jamie Remington would show up at her door. They met at
her husband’s family reunion five years earlier when Jamie was
fourteen—and pure lightning bolts shot straight through them
both—with Paula still married to his Uncle Dan. And what about
the Texas rancher Paula's best friend, actress Dana Scofield,
brings into the mix? Sometimes a woman has to accept the
bitter with the sweet—during the bittersweet Summer of Love!
6 x 9
Paperback, 396 pages, $17.00
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The 1967 Summer of Love brings
more than its share for artist Paula, as she reignites the flame
with Jamie and meets Beau, a handsome, wealthy Texas rancher.
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On the book
jacket:
"Unrequited lust gets a second chance in this novel that sizzles
hotter than the summer sun. Two people learn that age is not a
barrier when desire demands satisfaction. Add to the heat
another man who could hold the keys to a secure future. This
book will keep you turning the page from the first word to the
last." Maggie Linton, Program Director, Sirius XM
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"A smoking hot
romance novel! The innocence of bittersweet love in the summer of
1967."
The author, Patricia McLaine, sets the
scene on fire right from the beginning in Bittersweet
Summer-Paula's Story. It is the summer of 1967, the ultimate
summer of free love. Paula is a single mother and up-and-coming
artist living in a beach house in California with her two children.
The book starts out with a bang when sparks fly between Paula and
her ex-husband’s young hot nephew.
This isn’t a woman who sleeps around
though. Her first love interest is scandalous and Patricia takes
the reader through all of the questions that a confused woman faces
in a tough situation dealing with self-doubt, responsibility and
morality. Love is not logical but we see Paula trying to decide
what is lust and what is love, never an easy choice where passion is
involved. Patricia writes some heavy-duty love scenes making this a
solid romance novel. You will never think of the beach at night the
same way!
Paula’s friend Dana is her best friend
and an intriguing character who knows everything about Paula. They
have an intense connection that some would say is psychic. The
author has also written a novel set in the same summer called
Summer of Love-Dana’s Story where readers get a chance to know
Dana that summer as well. Dana happens to introduce Paula to a sexy
Texas rancher, sparks fly and the drama continues! Will Paula choose
the young hot lover or the driven Texan who knows what he wants?
I won’t give away the ending but the book was a fun read from start
to finish. Paula’s turmoil continues throughout the summer and I
eagerly await the next chapter in her life to find out her ultimate
choice and if the next summer is bittersweet as well. This is an
author to pay attention to. She is definitely heating up the
romance world.
Top Book
Reviewers.

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The
Wheel
of Destiny
THE TAROT REVEALS YOUR
MASTER PLAN
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THE KEYS OF LIFE...
Explore the 22 Keys of the Major Arcana and discover just who you really
are or can be. Patricia McLaine's Master Spread covers all facets of
life: work, play, romance and potential partners, spiritual quests and
the Higher Self, finances, resources, children, basic personality, inner
drives, inspiration, the home, talents, friends, past lives and fears.
Every
possible position of each Key in her Master Spread is explained so that
anyone can master this system. No more guesswork! Forget about
stringing keywords together to interpret a spread; this book provides
complete, colorful descriptions of every Key and its many variations
within the Master Spread.
Discover the true Core of yourself as you
deal the cards of Life...
THE
WHEEL OF DESTINY is a perfect tool for any knowledgeable astrologer, for
the Tarot Major Arcana depicts the 12 signs of the Zodiac and the 10
ancient planets.
Trade paperback, 7 x 10, 464 pages, $17.95
(list price: $24.95), Media
Mail: $22, Priority Mail: $23
International Priority Mail: Add $13.95 to
the price of the book.
ORDER YOUR AUTOGRAPHED COPY TODAY!
You may also order the book with updated
contact data by clicking below!
https://www.createspace.com/3488469
New Edition sold
on Amazon and Barnes and Noble online: $24.95!
You may click and purchase the edition with updated contact information on CreateSpace.
Only the contact info has changed! This book is also available on Amazon!
Quotes from the book jacket:
"Pattie McLaine is the queen of synchronicity. In her hands, the Tarot
becomes an extremely effective way to tap other-than-conscious realms of
psychic functioning."
Richard B.
Blasband, M.D.
Psychiatrist
"The
many psychic readings I've had with Patricia McLaine have provided me
with valuable insight and guidance in every phase of my life, but my
Master Reading enabled me to develop a kinder, more accepting attitude
toward life and myself, making me a happier person. I highly recommend
the Master Reading to anyone interested in viewing his or her life with
greater clarity and compassion."
Susan Pompian
Author,
consultant
Check out
Book Reviews
Email received 4/19/2009:
Dear Pattie, I have a copy of your excellent book "The Wheel of
Destiny" and can't believe how you know all this stuff. I laid out the
22 Major Arcana cards recently in three rows of 7, 8 and 7 cards, but
was at a loss as how to interpret them. Then decided to give your
Master Spread a go and found it works wonderfully. No need for special
lay-out or even the intention to use Master Spread before laying the
cards it seems.
Many thanks, Michael S. Correll, Sydney, Australia

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Recycling
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A NOVEL
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RECYCLING OF ROSALIE is a delightful,
funny love story about life after death and reincarnation with astral
workers, nature spirits and guardian angels.
"They have been meeting off and on for
thousands of years because LOVE IS ETERNAL!"
Paperback, .5.5 x 8.5, 219 pages, $12.95/$9.95,
media mail: $13, priority mail
$15; global
priority: $24
This story currently
being considered for film production!
ORDER YOUR AUTOGRAPHED COPY TODAY!
CLICK
&
READ the first 2 chapters!
KINDLE VERSION:
$3.99 on Amazon!
This book also sold
through Amazon's Marketplace: $9.95!
By email in
Word or PDF file: $3.99
mailto:pattiemclaine@gmail.com

"The
characters in this story are all unforgettable. They will make you laugh
and make you cry, and will live in your heart forever. Your special
angel will inspire you to read this one over and over again." SUSAN SCOTT
 
"A glimpse of what heaven might be
like–peace,
serenity, all your dreams come true–and
an angel to watch over you."
B. L.
Birute
"Weeks after reading THE RECYCLING
OF ROSALIE, I find myself still chuckling over her antics. We'd all like
to think Rosalie's experience of life after death is what really
happens. A thoroughly entertaining read."
Peter
Kynaston
"I want to thank you for writing
your book. I loved it! I couldn't put it down. I think it should be
required reading for anyone dealing with death. It was wonderful."
Lynn
Kaufman
McLaine sure knows
how write a unique plot - and a brilliantly clever one at that! The
protagonist Rosalie is funny, very funny, charming and human. The reader
gets to follow Rosalie to the other side and it is through her
perspective on the other side that the story unfolds. I love this novel.
A novel sui generis. - "Chestnuts In Blossom," Sweden
Book Reviews & Reader Comments This
book now available on Kindle and all ebook devices.
 
published plays
LOVE
IS
CONTAGIOUS

A PLAY IN THREE ACTS
By PATRICIA McLAINE
"LOVE IS
CONTAGIOUS ... is one of the best, funniest -- and most highly
entertaining plays I have seen in a long time. If you want an
evening of real entertainment, I recommend LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS."
The Evening Sun.
$7.50; $9.26 first class.
Published by Dramatists Play Service,
Inc.
Original
Copyright 1961 

A satire on midlife
crisis, psychiatry, dipsomania and marital infidelity!
4 characters, one set, and
plenty of laughs!
Available on
Amazon's Kindle $1.99
Smashwords: "How Green Was My Gimlet"
$1.99 

Does God live in
a Tree?
An eternal existential
question!
On a lonely precipice those with
earnest questions gather to watch and to talk to HE who dwells in
the Tree. The wind sounds strangely like a sorrowing woman. Are
their questions answered? Do we all perhaps exist within the
interim, the mysterious place between?
Kindle
and Smashwords $0.99 
SIDNEY
Three Act Comedy
Eldridge Publishing Company
OUT OF
PRINT

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TO BE
PUBLISHED
  
COMING IN 2012!
SENIOR SEX AT
HILLSDALE GARDEN ASSISTED LIVING!
A Zany Novel By
Patricia McLaine
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PASSION AND PRINCIPLE
A Historical Novel By
Patricia McLaine
This is the story of Mary Margaret
Kathleen Kelly O’Reilly, a young Pagan Catholic born with a veil
(second sight) in Dingle, Ireland in 1798. After the death of her
mother, Maggie is raised by her druid midwife Aunt Brigid who
teaches her the ways of the Old Religion. This romantic historical
tale begins in an Ireland still under British rule, with the
oppression of Roman Catholics, and great bitterness among the Irish people
who desire, most of all, freedom from the British Crown. Our
heroine’s life has numerous twists and turns, triumphs and
tragedies. At a young age, Maggie finds herself torn between her passion
for her young smuggler and a handsome soldier of the Crown who
serves under the Duke of Wellington. This
story is rich in the history and the drama of the 1800s in Ireland,
Europe, and America between 1798 and 1871.

FRACTURED TAROT
FOR THE
SIMPLE-MINDED
Quackery for
the Wacky Metafizzler
A parody.
Graphic Artist needed to create FRACTURED TAROT DECK
TAROT FOR TODAY
A Handbook for the Apprentice
The Major & Minor
Arcana
Four (4)
Tarot Decks
Four (4) Tarot Spreads
An excellent book for
beginners.

NOVELS TO
BE COMPLETED AND PUBLISHED
DRUIDS AND DRAGONS
in the
The Land of Enchantment
Book I
(Fantasy quest series
with 4 intended books.)

STAGE PLAY TO BE PUBLISHED
I LIKE RAINY DAYS
One Act Drama

SCREENPLAYS
TO BE PRODUCED:
RECYCLING OF
ROSALIE
Romantic comedy based on the novel.
(Now being
considered for a motion picture!)
LOVE IS
FOREVER
Original romantic comedy
(potential
novel) and/or sequel to the above
(Now being
considered for a motion picture!)
SENIOR SEX AT HILLSDALE
GARDEN ASSISTED LIVING
Original romantic comedy
screenplay. Novel currently being written!
Highly
commercial screenplay and novel!

PROFESSIONAL AFFILIATIONS:
Authors Guild
Dramatists Guild
Romance Writers of America
Washington Romance
Writers 
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